Why did John Fury insure his testicles? A horror story from Tyson


Former unified heavyweight champion (up to 90.7 kg), and current WBC title holder Briton Tyson Fury (32-0-1, 23 KOs) gave
interview Michelle Joe Phelps.

The journalist wanted to refute the information read in the press that Tyson’s father John Fury insured his testicles for as much as 10 million pounds. To Michelle’s surprise, this turned out to be true. The story of this British champion humorist greatly amused both. It turned out that the logical sense can be traced in Fury Sr.’s idea.

– I want to ask you. This is true? I wanted to ask your father. It’s unusual for me to ask such a question, but is it true that he insured his balls?

– Who? My father?

– Yes.

– Yes!

— [смеётся]

– Who told you?

– What do you have in mind? I read it in the press.

“He insured them because that sperm makes heavyweight champions of the world. And this is very, very valuable. So if something happens to him, even at his age, he will be able to extract a few champions from them. [смеются]. So let’s see.

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– This is so funny. I expected this to be untrue, but this is so hilariously funny. Let’s hope he doesn’t sell them.

“You can imagine that this person will pour it into small tubes, freeze it and sell it.

– In 100 years.

Yes, in 100 years. “He’s a pure brother, half brother of the Gypsy King Tyson Fury, former world heavyweight champion. He could potentially be our next champion.”

— [сильно смеётся]

That’s why it’s worth a fortune [смеются].

“See me, I became heavyweight champion, but I have never created a champion. Do you understand?

But your children are still young.

I know time will tell. If you look at thoroughbred horses. If a mount spawns champions, all children will be like him, and they have a chance to spawn champions. Here’s how it works, but enough about that.

— [смеётся]